Ode To the Cows of Coalinga

Hello, Mister Cow.
       It is time for me to tell
With true honesty
      How very much you smell!

Your stench assails me,
       Advertised miles away,
Especially when
       I’m down wind and dare to stay. 

So hard to stomach
       Your whole milk or flesh at all,
When your smell lingers
       On until I faint and fall. 

What’s a cow to do?
       Perhaps, you could take a bath!
No! You say to me?
       I say, please just do the math!

However you should choose
       To address this problem vast,
Please make it snappy,
       As we’re all a-fading fast!