Hey everybody I’m turning one!
Help me celebrate this grand occasion,
Come on by and have some fun,
And just in case you need persuasion…

There’ll be a marching band and a huge grand stand.
There’ll be dancing girls and flags unfurled.
There’ll be spouting diplomats and Russian acrobats,

Politicians and a Nashville singer,
A pediatrician and a real gunslinger.
Toys and games and macaroni
And a tired, old dog dressed as a pony,
Puffing dragons, a singing whale,
Even a snake without a tail.

There’ll be great food and a drink or two,
But most of all, I hope…

There’ll be YOU!!